Hair Replacement Surgery

Having hair replacement surgery is not about getting your hair back, well it is but not in the same way as if you had lost your car keys and you need to get those back. Nobody needs to get their hair back.

Getting your hair back is about getting your peace of mind back. The self-consciousness that comes with hair loss is like a tiny little monkey that is perched on your shoulder and digs his sharp little gross monkey fingers into your head every time you see a beautiful women, every time you go out in the rain without an umbrella and every time you head out to the beach on a windy day.

Having hair replacement surgery will not solve all of your problems but it will knock that irritating monkey off you back and send him back to the jungle.

Just ask my friend Mason Ultema who had hair replacement surgery a few years ago. As a roadie for a hair metal band in upstate New York he always felt self-conscious when the band would thrash around on stage whipping their flowing locks, whipping the crowd into a frenzy and generally just rocking the place.

In Mason's mind he wanted to be one of these cocky rockers, but there was just no way he would be taken seriously with his receding hairline. He decided to take action and undergo hair replacement surgery.

I saw him shortly after the procedure and he had a decent head of hair. It was not the shimmering mane of hair possessed by lead singer Chester Pauer, but it looked respectable. In fact, after a couple hours I had forgotten that anything at had changed.

This is the reality of hair replacement surgery. It's not going to turn you into Fabio or anything, but it will turn back into a normal guy with a head of hair. And if you have lost your hair you know that that is more than enough.

As far as side effects went, Mason said that the recovery time was a little uncomfortable but he will tell you that the most noticeable side effect is confidence. He had become such a self conscious wreck that he over compensated by treating everyone extremely nicely so they wouldn't judge him for have very little hair.

But now, he still treats people nicely realizing you attract for flies with honey and you attract more fly honeys with hair.