Here's a little secret. The east coast, and especially new England still carries that tag of being a conservative and button down kind of place, where people don't speak their mind, and academic humility is the emotion of choice. Well, that's not the case anymore, and although no one is talking about it, Massachusetts has embraced plastic surgery just as whole-heartedly as LA and NY.

Just ask Presidential candidate John Kerry. In a shameless attempt to discredit the man's character, Republicans have scolded him for receiving Botox injections to give him the appearance of being younger. What the GOP didn't count on was the fact that million upon million of American's have made the same choice as Senator Kerry and have opted to give genetics a little nudge, with the help of their plastic surgeon.

All across the state, people are sculpting their physique with liposuction and shaping their chest with breast augmentation and breast implants. This is setting a new standard for beauty in America that is already sweeping the heartland. Now, if only John Kerry's policies could take such a firm hold before the election, America would be a better and a more beautiful place.